A word on jousting

Beware all who snore in youth hostels uncontrollably. You will be bed rail jousted. As this man found out. He received 2 sharp short blows-1 to the body and one to the head.
We have nicknamed him the Karate Kid....

Below is a reenactment the joust.
Alas, snoring only ceased for a few minutes.

Perhaps when the knight is jousted unconscious the noise would cease?!?!